Fish Photography

Here's an artist's rendering of the photography methods used by the Piscatorial Promulgations staff.

Real Men Pick Up Garabage

Those "anglers" think they are so clever, what with their poles and lines and the plastic worms. Big deal that one of them caught two fish over 3 1/2 pounds. Have you seen thier lastest post? Real men spend their lunch hour in day glow colors, with mechanical grippers picking up garbage. In effect making the world just a little better. Here's what a true contributor looks like. Bravo,Sir. Bravo.


In other news, it's seems that some members of the angling community are simply terrified of the current "leader" of the tournament. It was overheard after lunch "finally that loser caught a fish. Now I can't start counting the fish that I've been landing for days. I was worried that if the architect found out that a lowly GIS technician caught a fish before him, he'd pitch another hissy fit. Well the gloves are off now"